Starbucks enema
bowel movement caused by drinking an oversized cup of coffee. usually happens when you are already back in the car. only the sheer willpower of a jedi will keep you safe until you reach the office.
oh man. i am stuck in traffic and this venti caffe latte is giving me a starbucks enema. let’s hope i don’t soil myself.
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