Starbucks Habitue


this type of person is generally in college and spend most of their free time alone inside of starbucks. this type of person will generally have a macbook on their lap, their inarticulate starbucks beverage in hand, pretending to work on something that would be more appropriate for their dorm or the library. the look of these people almost always consists of eyegl-sses that clearly are not for a vision problem and some type of head wear.
clem: hey wanna go get a drop from starbucks?

john: sure, but go through the drive thru, i can’t stand those obnoxious starbucks habitue’s.

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