starbucks slut
someone who frequents starbucks so often, they know drink specials and even have memorized prices and special orders. they might forget a close friend’s birthday, but they know when psl comes out. (and if you know what psl means).
“holy cr-p, here come brittany! make sure her double half-caff frappucino with extra whip, and caramel sauce is ready”
“i see her! g-d, she is such a starbucks sl-t”
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