Starbucks syndrome
a person who suffers from compulsive behavior about their need for caffeine from starbucks. symptoms begin with an itch or twitch in the morning, which is followed by thoughts only about starbucks, which is followed by erratic behavior such as walking or driving nearly comatose to the nearest starbucks only to wait anxiously in line until you take your first sip of starbucks coffee. approximately six hours later, people who suffer from starbucks syndrome repeat the symptoms. people who suffer from starbucks syndrome also compulsively think about the trenta size.
signs and symptoms of starbucks syndrome usually begin after your first trip to starbucks.
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