Starbucks talk


a conversation that would typically be had over a table at starbucks, often about someone who’s not currently present.
speaker #1: dan’s such a sleeeeeeaze bag. i mean i dislike julie (don’t like to say it in front of kelly) but maybe she don’t deserve it..

speaker #2: who does?

speaker #1: but then again..

speaker #2: this is such starbucks talk.

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