Starbucksters


starbucks people: stupid yuppies, college people, members of bands who think they’re the sh-t but will never actually make it out of their garage with their music, as well as other people who think it’s cool to hang out a t starbucks and be be social degenerates without realizing it.
1. lets go throw hot coffee on some starbucksters on our way to wal mart.

2. “starbucks coffee is pretty good but i never go there because i’m afraid i’ll kill all the starbucksters… and i don’t want to go to jail. 1 million dead strabucksters isn’t worth a lifetime in prison”.

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