starfish fuck
a female otherwise known as a non f-ck. outstanding impersonaters of a still dead rock or road kill. lies in starfish position and lets them have it!! doesnt know anything outside of missionary. usually has no or very little personality. they exist in many forms. can vary from very simple to the disturbingly complex. some looking for love in all the wrong places,like to f-ck anything even though they cant f-ck. village bicycle or town sl-t you know the one-everydody has a story about her to to share!!! (-usually the same story). others are often disguised in the “oh so cool” suck c-ck t-shirts (or our personal fav “tell your boyfriend to stop staring”-scoring one million on the lame-o-metre). look for all boy activities-theyll be a-lurking,did somone say rotary nationals? nine times out of ten,you wont f-cka starfish more than once either cause she gave you an std (cant pee without screaming for a week) or you dont want to be able to relate to dirty rapist(cause thats the magic of how the starfish makes you feel)
guy one “hada total dud f-ck last night,”
guy two “ya mean she didnt even move?”
guy one “yea a full blown starfish f-ck-”
guy two ‘think i had her last week!”
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