STARFISH LAND

a song about a man who wants a lady to let him into her -sshole.
the a train never stops
and i am headed for your hole
i’d be so lucky if i
could cream in your -sshole
there’s so much sh-t that we
could make each other do
i’d rather f-ck your -sshole
if that’s o.k. with you
here comes the honey
when i am through
but i am not done cause
your -sshole is so new
open up wide, here comes the train
if your head was between your legs
id love to screw your brain

let me lick your -sshole
let me lick it clean
i’ll take you all to starfish land

let me lick your -sshole
let me lick it clean
i’ll suck out all the peanuts
i’ll suck out all the beans
i’ll tongue f-ck your r-ct-m
i’ll drive up your dirt road
i’ll felch out my own s-m-n
and spit it down your throat

i love bunnies
i love pink
i love my moms underpants
especially when they stink
i love rainbows
i love balloons
i cried at forest gump
and disney cartoons

boba fett, boba fett
vader and boba fett

lubed up mustard glove
-n-l love
traveling b-tt raping show
steal a mercedes
and grab the old ladies
and grease up your o

she said that i could touch it
she said she’d let me in
i warmed her up with my middle finger
some -n-l ease and gin
my w-ng was in her cr-p trap
just about to explode
her 30 year old stepmom
came in and drank my load