starfish surprise
when pounding the v-g-n- at a high rate of speed, you miss the v-g-n- and jab the -sshole by mistake.
“hillary, why are you walking like a duck”? “uhhg, that -sshole from the bar last night gave me a starfish surprise”.
when during the course of s-x you slip your member into your partners -ss without mentioning it first.
i was doin her doggy style last night and slipped her the old starfish surprise. man she went wild.
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