Starfish Wiener
a terrible wiener in which has been split into 4 parts. it is still under debate whether two of it’s flaps used to be it’s b-lls, but one thing is for certain…it exists…and it continues to plague internet forums around the world till this day. it’s only one true weakness is the much dreaded octac-ck.
when somebody is attacked by a link to this dreaded starfish, it is known as starfish rolled. not many have survived an encounter with this mighty beast…maybe one day the octac-ck will return and save us all.
chuck: hey bill, check this out!
-sends link to starfish wiener-
bill: god dammit! i’ve been starfish rolled like 5 times today! gah!!!!!!
-silence-
chuck: bill? you there? oh no…the starfish wiener must have gotten him…
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