starfuck
a starf-ck is one who delights in making a positive impression on those in a position of power, usually of some celebrity or high political status.
instead of hanging out with us, steve wanted to hang out with the john kerry advance team. what a starf-ck.
the proper (some might say “derogatory”, though i hope for the sake of the world they wouldn’t) term for the evil coffee making ent-ty sometimes known as starbucks.
also: a game which involves trying to f-ck the most attractive member of staff working in said coffe shop, whilst buying the least number of products (see also f-ckbeans).
“i hate starf-cks”
“don’t you mean starbucks?
“no, i -ssure you, i meant starf-cks.”
parody of starbucks.
starf-cks has such awful coffee! it’s expensive and it tastes like sewage.
after drinking several venti’s from the starbucks coffee chain, your f-cks become so jittery, you see stars!
after consuming three venti lattes consecutively, she starf-cked him.
one who screws famous people. a starf-cker.
the egotistical movie star wakes up every morning with a different starf-ck at his side.
a verb referring to the act of f-cking in a starbucks public bathroom
the frappuccinos made us very h-rny so we decided to starf-ck.
we used the whipped cream from our lattes to starf-ck.
a new business where you can get both get laid and drink coffee. teaches you the great art of mult-tasking and new s-x positions. cheap prices but expensive quality.
guy#1- “dude i’m do h-rny and i need some coffee”
guy#2- “let’s go to starf-cks!!!”
guy#1- “way ahead of you” -un-zips pants-
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