starspeak


a new and unique language used by hollywood film stars who often barely finished high school, and are now used to living in a mega-rich unreal world and being surrounded by sycophants and yes-men. commonly used in answer to a personal or difficult question, it often features a mangling of metaphors in a weak attempt to sound deeper and more thoughtful (and less ego-centric) than the film star actually is – and rarely actually answers the question in a comprehensible way. also known as celebspeak.
tom: “you need to put your manners back in”.

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