Stashing the weasel


stashing the weasel is when your wife or girlfriend has over a period of time milked your weasel for all it’s worth and left you for dead writhing on the floor without even a single drop of s-m-n left in you. so after that you vow to never let that s-x crazed maniac -ssault you again,therefore you tape the weasel up and under to your b-tt cheeks as to not stimulate her with the throbbing bulge your packing.
chris started the payback by stashing the weasel after
the weekly abuse he had been subjected to by the s-x fiend that was sometimes refered to as his wife!

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