Stastive-Upgressive


the nature or quality of a status update which is p-ssive-aggressive.
jim: “based on your sarcastic status about mafia wars, i take it you aren’t going to accept the invitation i just sent you.”

joe: “oh, you saw that?”

jim: “yeah. pretty stastive-upgressive.”

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