Stat Fucked
when, during a televised sporting event, the commentators give a statistic about something that hasn’t happened that game, that year, or in multiple years. after they give the stat, the thing or scenario that hasn’t happened will happen the very next play. it applies to all sports.
“he hasn’t missed a field goal all year, and this kick will win the game”. he then misses. he was stat f-cked.
(hasn’t missed a free throw, hasn’t walked a man with the bases loaded, hasn’t allowed a power play goal, etc…)
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