Stat whore

in terms of online gaming, some one that cares to much about there stats as to try to “pwn” all the “n00bs”
“that jimjim09 guy keeps slaughtering me…”
“yea, he keeps bragging about his scores. he is such a stat wh-r-”
in gaming (mainly counter-strike) when someone is so concerned about their score, they reconnect/rejoin everytime they get killed.
noob stat wh-r- keeps reconnecting
1. a wh-r-, but pertaining to stats. dissimilar to a wh-r-, which is connotative to s-x.

2. specifically in battlefield 2, these are people who live for stats and for stats only. unlike other regular players, statwh-r-s typically have no interest in gaining skill. all they want to do is to raise their stats so they can feel impressive, or to ascend to a higher rank.
interests of statwh-r-s include stats, tanks, stats, c4, stats, blackhawks, stats, unlockable weapons and any other device which can kill another player with little to no skill.
it is said that statwh-r-s enjoy masturbating to their own stats or blazin.uk’s stats. their homepage for internet explorer and/or firefox is likely to be bf2s.com.

3. one who may be seen with a tattoo that contain their stats, somewhere on their left -ss cheek.
player1 (t-90) player2
player1 (t-90) player3
player1 (t-90) player2
player1 (t-90) player4

player2: omfg player1 is sp-wn camping
player3: l0l wat a statwh-r-
someone who doesn’t give a sh-t about the team as long as they get their points.
kelsey brockway is a stat wh-r-
a sports fan that judges players and teams based on statistics, and just doesn’t look at the whole picture. it’s usually the kind of person who thinks ben roethlisberger and eli manning are overrated, and phillip rivers is the best quarterback ever, yet are baffled why rivers doesn’t have a championship. these are the same people who think kobe bryant is the greatest basketball ever, but can’t seem to explain why the lakers were so bad without phil jackson as coach.

some have controversial theories about sports teams based on stats, yet fail to ignore basic things like the win-loss column, among other things, or the competency of a coach.
eli manning, ben roethlisberger and chauncey billups all consistently lead their teams to winning seasons and championships, yet the stat wh-r- still thought they were all overrated.
a player who will do anything to increase their stats in a video game. these players have big egos and base their whole sense of self-worth on their stats in their favourite video game. these players are almost always try-hards.
player #1: that guy wants me to help him boost. i don’t wanna get called a noob for boosting.
player #2: yeah, he’s such a stat-wh-r-. i can’t believe he cares that much about his stats.
a person who uses unscrupulous means to raise their stats in a computer/video game
this guy is a complete stat wh-r-.

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