statass


when you have your phone in your back pocket and accidentally make a facebook status/tweet with your -ss.
glory: “chelsea what does your status mean?”
chelsea: “i didn’t update my status..”
glory: yeah you did, you said ‘ebbggknws’
chelsea; “oh no.. that was a stat-ss.”

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