Statch Snatch


a derogatory term for a young male or female(in this case female) that is below the legal age of 18 but looks, acts, and dresses much older and is desireable to men who are older; a fine piece of -ss that is just drastically too young for someone my age (example: 16 yearold female- 22 yearold male)
dude that girl allyson, she is a fine piece of statch sn-tch.
if i wasn’t 21 i would so go after that statch sn-tch.

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