statdict
(noun) – a person who feels compelled to constantly update his/her facebook status with irrelevant, uninteresting messages. “statdicted” is an adjectival form used to describe such a person.
jane just updated her fb status from “had cheerios for breakfast” to “sneezed three times.” seriously, no one cares. she is such a statdict!
or
she is so statdicted!
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