Staten Italy


slang for the borough of staten island in nyc, making reference to the high population of italian citizens living there.
“vinny crashed his iroc on rte 440 in staten italy on his way to gina’s”
n. nickname for staten island, new york; most often used by white, south sh-r- (thus, italian) residents who like to think that the island is “theirs.”

note the literal dumbness of the term; it tells you a lot about its provenance.
yo, “home boy,” this pizzeria don’t do business with people like you. go back to bed-haven or mott-stuy, o’ whe’eva, and stay the f-ck outta staten italy. don’t wanna see yas gettin in trouble, aright?
little italy neighborhoods in staten island. i don’t know what that one racist cat is talking about. first of all, italians aren’t white at all. most of us, especially southern italians, are dark-skinned. i am actually brown-skinned. we have been lynched (actually, we were the second most lynched group in the south, next to blacks), discriminated against, and sh-t on by wasps and whiteboys every since we came to this country. my grandfather couldn’t get into college because they had a quota for italians, jews, and blacks. italians have faced hardships and racism. h-ll, you wont believe how many times i’ve been called “dago”, “wop”, or “goombah” in my life. so f-ck you. also, most of us are accepting of all different people of all different backgrounds. i got black, irish, and puerto rican friends as well as italian friends. anyone who is a good person is alright with me.
“that -sshole was badmouthing guineas in staten italy and brooklyn. f-ck him and anyone who is racist against any group.”

Read Also:

  • knorzer

    n. – greatness, especially involving something or someone of german descent, which is indisputable and leaves people in awe. v. – to treat a situation respectfully and with consideration of others 1. dirk nowitzski has much knorzer, which attributes to his stardom and achievements. 2. the owner’s ability to knorzer his decisions has helped his […]

  • krunktitude

    the extent of your krunkticity, how much krunk juice you have ingested. danger maximum levels of krunkt-tude emminent, commence dancing sequence!

  • ficklefuck

    someone who is unpredictable, spontaneous, or clever. louis: that ficklef-ck has been playing me this whole time! one who is a f-ck that changes his opinion and mind multiple times causing sh-t to stirr he is such a fickle f-ck! when will he ever settle down?

  • Statussing

    when you like someone’s facebook status and copy it to your status update … in other realms it would be plagerism but in the cyber world its genius i like your status so much, i’m statussing it

  • statutory apeshit

    statutory ape + apesh-t 1) a primal rage induced by the insanity of bureaucratic procedures, social-political injustice, or “legalized” oppression. 2) a collapse of an inst-tution to total anarchy; a failure to bring/maintain any control or order. 1) after spending all week at the licensing offices just to get a permit to apply for a […]


Disclaimer: Staten Italy definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.