Statgasm
this happens when you’re checking out your favourite athlete’s statistics and while getting a hard-on/creaming your pants because his/her stats are so beautiful that you just can’t help but express your beloved oh-face.
gary: holy sh-t bro, did you see dwight howard’s amazing stat line last night? 48 points, 21 boards and 8 blocked shots. i can’t get over it.
mike: yeah dude, i almost came while i was watching sports center this morning.
gary: what?
mike: what do you mean what?
gary: …you…nearly…came? no h-m- bro, i mean, i didn’t want to know this.
mike: oh shut up man, there’s nothing wrong in having a statgasm.
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