stationary syndrome


when during summertime you happen to glance at a pack of pens, a bottle of glue, or a notebook and relized that no matter how much fun you have that summer school is around the corner.
matt: hey jake whats wrong youve seemed pretty b-mmed lately.

jake: yeah man today i drove past an advertisment for school supplys and i got a bad case of “stationary syndrome”.

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