stationary
according to arash at mit it is the same s-xual position as missionary.
– what is your favorite position?
– just the regular stationary.
stationary is a set of equipment needed in schools and offices.
an eraser is an item of stationary, and so are pens and pencils.
not moving
guy 1: i told my sister that i lift weights and she won’t believe me! i told her that i could carry the football field and she’s coming around later to see!
guy 2: are you crazy? the football field’s stationary! and anyway, it’s too d-mn heavy for you to carry!
a band of three boys named dominic, dan, and tom. tom plays the drums and is 13 years old. dan plays the guitar and is tom’s twin brother. dominic plays the b-ss and has black hair. they all go to aberaeron comprehensive school in south wales. their style is rock.
hey, stationary is going to jam tomorrow. we should go watch!
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