Stationbating
the act of masturbating using the thrust of your body instead of your wrist, keeping your hand stationary and utilizing full body motion (as in standard love making). this is the most realistic method of self-fornication that attempts to emulate the actual 2 person act of s-xual intercourse.
pros – great full body workout
cons – lubrication may be needed
stationbating:
i stationbated all over my apartment last night, i took it to the kitchen, bathroom floor, doggystyle in front of the fire place..then finished on bottom while howling at the top of my lungs…
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