Statisdick


an huge dill hole who constantly converses with others about statistics.

or

a statistics teacher who -ssigns too much homework.
example 1 –

guy 1: “hey did you guys catch the basketball game last night. it was incredib-”
guy 2 (interjects): “i love finding the z-score of everything!”
guy 1: “i was telling a story. stop being such a statisd-ck.”

example 2 –

teacher: “i know you guys have 3 essays due tomorrow, so i’ll just -ssign you 10 pages of really hard stats homework tonight. sound good?”

student (after cl-ss): “that guy is such a statisd-ck.”

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