Statman


one who is very knowledgeable with statistics, specifically basketball stats. very good with numbers, and usually has a ridiculously good memory. remembers the most crazy stats that n-body else does.
statman is helping out by doing the stats for our team tonight!
did statman tell you about that bulls-pacers game last night?
“stephen went 6/6 from the 3pt line and had 31pts, 9/13 from the ft line, 8/14 from the field and had 6 rebounds,” says statman.
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nickname of suns forward/center amare’ stoudamire.
statman went off last night with 28 points, 12 rebounds and 4 blocked shots.

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