status assassination


when an individual changes the status on a friends facebook account that has been left logged on and unattended. the status is usually something terribly embarr-ssing.
before status -ss-ssination–“jesse is going to the grocery store”

after status -ss-ssination–“jesse wears women’s underwear because its s-xy and comfortable, luvs it!!!!!”

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