Status Block
the frustrating circ-mstance when a person cannot think of anything decent or interesting to post as their facebook status…
i know, i’ve got status block; i’m completely blank.
verb – originates from the american phrase c-ck-block. status block is when you log on to facebook or twitter with a particular status in mind and find that one of your friends already has it up as their status.
oh man mickey just status blocked me. i wanted to be the one with the status saying “i’m drunk”
when your on facebook or twitter and you want to write your status but you have no clue on what to write so you write some random thing anyway
idk what to write in my status… man i have major status block
similar to writers block… having a temporary inability to
think of a satisfactory post to put as a status update on the social networking site facebook.
i would have posted a cool status update but suddenly i had status block and couldnt think of what to post so i decided to write the word sh-t 30 times to annoy people
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