status bluffer


someone who says they’re going to post a contentious status update to a social media site, but then doesn’t.
john: “i should post ‘john thinks debbie is a sk-nky wh-r-‘ for what she did.”
dave: “…bet you won’t you dirty little status bluffer.”

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