Status Bomber


a person who incessantly posts stupid comments in reply to your status updates on social networking sites. this could be as a joke or as something that doesn’t make any sense at all. it also could be due to the fact that the comment poster is slightly r-t-rded.
“did you hear about steve last night? he bombed susan’s status about her aunt having breast cancer. asked her if he could be the second opinion.”

he’s such a status bomber.
a person that will write obnoxious, rude, or irritating comments on your otherwise brilliant and insightful status on facebook.
status: my life long search for meaning is over and i finally understand everything.

commenter: hey! you got rejected from that girl last night n00b !

d-mn you status bomber!
the act of tampering with someones status as a photobomber would a photo.
-nick’s status: i’m trying to restore a old computer, does anyone have 15 unused floppy disk?

-austin writes: you have an unused floppy -hehehe was just a status bomber-

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