status-dj
a person who, short of actually growing a big enough pair of b-ll-cks to dj in real life, instead bombards his facebook compatriots’ newsfeeds with status update after status update containing a youtube link to some sort of irritating (or, on rare occasions, top drawer) music video. the said status updates more than always usually contain the simple utterance, ‘tuuuuuuuuuune’.
after a successful day at the office dan’s friend calls him: ‘oh my days, dan, you’re totally the best status-dj evaaar! completely forgot how good wham are! last christmas – what a tcha-huuuuuuuuune! f-cking bare love for george michael right now, ha!’
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