status idiot
a person that updates their facebook status with information readers know to be untrue, overtly obvious, or showing a lack of common sense.
“stacy’s facebook status says she’s got a paper due today that she completely forgot about.”
“hmm. at the party last night she kept complaining about having to write it.”
“what a status idiot.”
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