Status Infection
(n.) occurs when a random social inferior comments on the status of a “cool” person on facebook, and in doing so, essentially kills any chance of that “cool” person recieving ensuing sub-posts and/or “likes” from fellow “cool” people.
1. generally occurs in the early phase of a status
cool dude #1: -(sees clever status of cool dude #2…ready to type a hopefully witty response…when he’s about to press enter)- omg! did that kid tommy la’nush just comment on jeremy’s status? wtf? he’s so not cool-abort!!! poor cool dude #2 -(wipes a tear with sleeve)-…he’s got a real status infection.
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