Status Jump
verb: when there is too many things on your news feed and no one notices your amazing status.
muhammed: i’m so depressed
-goes on facebook- -status- “i’m gonna kill myself.” -get’s ignored-
rihannon likes i hate it when my tampons fall out.
fred likes someone said they’d jump off a cliff so i poked them.
muhammed: d-mn i just got status jumped.
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