status sage
one who is constantly trying to impress others by posting philosophical/deep quotes, -n-logies, or theories as their facebook status even though everyone else knows that these quotes don’t mean anything to them.
status sages seem to have forgotten that if they were so busy meditating all day, they wouldn’t have time to continuously update their status.
biancas facebook status: people are like stained-gl-ss windows. they sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.
rachel (having read biancas status): pfhhh, bianca is so bored all day, she’s become a status sage. that girl doesn’t give two hoots about ‘inner beauty’… -roll eyes-
Read Also:
- Stay Down
yelled @ time of war and to your real friends. alex yelled “stay down”! as she p-ssed him in the hall.
- stay outta my kool aid
stay away from my girl. came from a movie quote, but i can’t remember the movie. dude: “d-mn, trish is hott!” trish’s man: “stay outta my kool aid!”
- flection
the state of one’s appearance, until see in a second material making a reflection. as long as you can see the object in person then it is a flection. if seen in any other way, like a tv, then it is their reflection “your flectioning good today.” “you flection good without braces.” a flaccid erection, […]
- fatty fat fat fatterton
a extremely fat person. guy: look at the guy he is huge. dude: yeah he is such a fatty fat fat fatterton.
- Rapebooking
the act of masterbating to a picture of a friend on facebook without his/her permission. (wayne’s d-ck stood erect as he impatiently browsed through gina’s facebook photo’s looking for an -ss shot. he finally found one. photo 17) ….the next day…. wayne: i rapebooked the sh-t out of you last night gina: whats rapebooking? carl: […]