status seizure


the explanation given when one’s internet goes down for a short while when in the middle of an internet conversation.
snowshoe:and then i was stuck behind this gramps champ
ihatechoo: really?
note: snowshoe has gone offline
note: snowshoe has come online
snowshoe: srry ’bout that. another status seizure.
ihatechoo: oh! its ok then.
the explanation given when one’s internet goes down for a short while (or happens repeatedly) when in the middle of an internet conversation.
snowshoe:and then i was stuck behind this gramps champ
ihatechoo: really?
note: snowshoe has gone offline
note: snowshoe has come online
snowshoe: srry ’bout that. another status seizure.
ihatechoo: oh! its ok then.

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