Status Shark


a person who has to comment on everything on facebook even if they do not know you.
man that guy is a status shark.

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    to have a crazy party to stave something means to damage it so this party will involve a lot of rowdy people this term is used in maine or for rednecks in general we’re going to the stavah at dustin’s place tonight. how’d you feel after the stavah last night guy?

  • Stay Halo

    to be good, not get into trouble. guy: “i am going out tonight” girl: “ok stay halo” my girl is going to the clubs tonight, i hope she stay’s halo.

  • Duhig

    when one gets p-ss out drunk and gets p-ssed on. person 1: dude, have you seen meghan? person 2: yeah, i saw her getting a duhig. person 1: d-mn! i thought that only happens in europe. when one becomes so intoxicated one p-sses out and gets p-ssed on by another person. person 1: where is […]

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  • Jim Joyce'd

    1) when something special is taken away by an obvious misdeed. 2) in reference to mlb umpire jim joyce who blew a call at 1st base on the last out of what would have been a perfect game by a detroit tigers pitcher. it was very obvious that the player was out even in real […]


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