Status Stutter


several status updates that when put together is one stuttering sentence.
6:31 jason loves the hot weather!
6:31 jason loves the hopt
6:30 jason is

jason is…loves the hopt…loves the hot weather!

3 tries, really? that was the best status stutter i have seen today.

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