Status Update Syndrome


people who update their status too much on facebook, hogging up the news feed and talking insignificant rubbish, or pretty much revealing their personal lives bit by bit just to get attention.
” i woke up” 7.00am

“im brushing my teeth, lol” 7.01am

“thinking should i have semi skimmed or full fat” 7.03am

“since i got no reply, i will use full fat lmao” 7.04am

“why isnt n-body responding?” 7.05am

“i think i got status update syndrome :'(“

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