statuspwnd
the statuspwn, this takes place when an unsuspecting user leaves his or her facebook page logged on or p-ssword locked on an unaccompanied computer or laptop.
then the unthinkable happens, instead of john smith is going to bed. the result may be as follows:
john smith is gay!!1
john smith is jerking off.
john smith has no friends and is lonely.
john smith looks at child p-rn.
etc. etc. these take place all over so be aware, and when you do get an unsuspecting friend, don’t ever trust them, because they will get you at the right moment.
john: yo brb, gotta walk the dog.
chris: okay man.
-chris changes his status-
john: g-d d-mnit, i just got statuspwnd!
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