STATUTARIUS
pr-nounced(statchitarius) akin to the word statutory, as in s-x with a minor. also sagittarius, the archer
november 23 to december 21. a person need not be born in the month of november or december to acquire such a t-tle.
r. kelly sings up some good r&b. too bad he’s a statutarius.
good ol’ father flaherty, i remember being in the kindygarted and him making me kneel with my p-ck-r in the snow because he wanted a cold one!! he’s such a “statutarius”.
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