staunion
(staunion is a marker brand that is a knock off of sharpie. has same colors,
format, and font style of sharpie markers.)
1. anything fake, or counterfeit.
2. demeaning term as to mean jerk, douchebag, -sshole, queer, f-wad, etc.
1. no way he got those tickets for $15. they’re definitely a couple of
staunions.
2. i can’t believe he’s going to the ballet instead of the movies tonight. what
a staunion.
let me have one bite of your sandwich you staunion.
stop being a staunion, and give me back my mixed tape featuring party in the
u.s.a. by miley cirus.
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