STD Grab Bag


std grab bag refers to a person who is so promiscuous that he or she has many std’s (s-xually transmitted diseases). like a grab bag that you would get at a birthday as a child you would pull out many wonderful gifts such as: a pencil, pixie stix, stickers, or a puzzle. but with an std grab bag you can pull out: genital warts, syhpillis, chlamydia, or ghonnorea. yay!
maggie is an std grab bag; she has slept with every guy in town.
a f-cking splendid hardcore punk band out of the the chicago suburbs.

originally called the ‘target rats’, they decided to change their name and asked the crowd at a show for ideas; std grab bag was the one they went with, and have remained since.
me: hey jesus, let’s go to the std grab bag show!

jesus: f-ck yeah!
when you mention to a potential s-xual partner that you do not have condoms on you, and they reply ‘so?!?’ without hesitation.
man i’m waiting to see what i caught from that std grab bag last night. that girl didn’t give a d-mn that i didn’t have condoms on me.
a common insult meaning “someone who randomly gives s-xually transmitted deseases” usually directed toward enemies or overpriced prostetutes
enemy: you call that a p-n-s? that’s pathetic.
homie 1: your c-ck may be large, but i bet you’re an std grab-bag.

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