Stead
slang for huge d-ck. no, you don’t me. i mean a huge d-ck. i mean take this ungodly lump of flesh right? drop it, and you will cause another earthquake that’ll send haiti back to the stone age. but seriously, if you have a ‘stead’ you can use it as a pole vault, to turn of your lights, to steal chips in stores and to look at answers from across the room during a test. they should rename the word kilometer to stead, because it’s the same length.
guy runs up and punches a guy with a ‘stead’
guy: hahaha i punched you and you wont catch me cause i’m driving away in my car!
-drives-
guy with a ‘stead’ takes off his pants and uses his huge -ss d-ck to pick up the car and throw it.
guy with stead: f-ck ya!
a word to replace legend
he is stead
short-form for “going steady” – dating, or refering to bf/gf
q: do you have a stead?
a: yes, my stead is xyz.
a place where someone who is not you lives.
leave his stead! it’s not yours!
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