Steadman
someone who is an -sshole for no apparent reason; a highly unliked character. one who fails to realize they have no friends; someone who lives a shower-deprived life.
mike, stop being an -sshole, you’re turning into a steadman.
1.) n. man who makes less than his spouse.
2.) n. man who is outshined by his spouse’s accomplishments.
you better ask for a raise, you don’t want to be a steadman.
n.
1. a man joined in a long-term, heteros-xual, monogamous relationship to a woman without being married to her, often due to the woman’s desire to hold off on matrimony (sometimes indefinitely).
2. an unmarried male spouse
my steadman and i have been together for 13 years and that’s four times as long as my parents were married!
a older man who is not married to his partner, but is too old to be referred to as a boyfriend.
as in oprah and steadman.
i went to dinner with my mom and her steadman the other day. he’s very cool.
Read Also:
- Digi-Bongo
derived from the flight of the conchords individual style of musicality…if that’s what you’re into. dee dee dum bom booooom! b-m chica wa wa! be doom boom -top hat symbol- “give me back my digi-bongo b–tch!”
- stealin' mice
the act of taking ones virginity. in regards to someone leaving a company. double n to snazzy mike: are you going to ‘steal her mouse’ when she leaves? loud nicole to both: what the h-ll does ‘stealin’ mice’ have to do with her leaving the company? is that some sort of slang for taking someone’s […]
- Diosa Latina
spanish word for latin g-ddess. used to describe a perfect “10” spanish girl. check out josh’s girl, sarah, she’s right off the boat from guadalajara, she’s definitely a diosa latina!
- dip break
the action of stopping in between intercourse and climax to make the male last longer before -j-c-l-t–n. d-mn i was f-cking that girl and i took a dip break, we were at it all night long.
- Director, Projects
pretty much someone awesome but also extremely undervalued. picture a bulldozer in a sandbox. then picture a bulldozer with awesome spiked hair, huge calf muscles and a killer marathon time in a sandbox. there’s your director, projects. the other day i was walking my dog, and a “director, projects” jumped out of the bushes in […]