steak sabre
the phallic, meaty, s-xy surplus piece of meat which hangs from just below his torso and used to administer baby batter to a host. also scientifically known as a p-n-s, d-ck, todger, w-lly, p-ck-r. the term steak sabre tends to be reserved for p-n-ses with generously wide shafts, hefty circ-mferences, and stunning lengths. a weapon truly designed and built from the ground up, for s-x.
“cripes john, did you clock the todger on darnell yesterday in the locker room?”
“todger?! it was a weapon of m-ss production mate, that’s a genuine, certified steak sabre!”
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