Steakstronaut


adj. – an individual who enjoys the finer meats that life has to offer, whether they be the righteous ribeye; the pleasing porterhouse, or the neat new york. a sublime sailor surveying a sea of steak, if you will.

oftentimes a steakstronaut will enjoy a fine cigar to go along with the aforementioned steaks
ron swanson, the head of the p-wnee parks and recreation department, is a world renown steakstronaut

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