stealin’ mice


the act of taking ones virginity.

in regards to someone leaving a company.

double n to snazzy mike: are you going to ‘steal her mouse’ when she leaves?
loud nicole to both: what the h-ll does ‘stealin’ mice’ have to do with her leaving the company? is that some sort of slang for taking someone’s virginity?

snazzy mike to loud nicole: i have to give some girl from the orlando office a ride to the dinner tonight.
loud nicole to snazzy mike: are you planning on stealing her mouse? you should definitely wear a mousetrap!

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