Stealing December


a amazing band, who is great live, with amazing songs!
some songs being:
story
scene (not heard)
i’m sorry
for the last time
knocked out loser ect.

guy 1: “hey, guess what!?”
guy 2: “what?”
guy 1: “by snotty glue and duck tape dreams”
guy 2: “that is a good lyric! stealing december rocks”
a kick -ss band out of newark, delaware who needs to have more all ages shows because their fans under 21 can’t see them as often as they would like.
guy 1: “i’m bored. let’s go to that stealing december show tonight!”
guy 2: “yeah dude, lets go!”

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