Stealth Bomb
the act of taking a jagerbomb in a mug, thereby concealing ones’ alcoholic intentions.
josh: how did you get through work today?
scott: i stealth bombed the entire time bruh
deliberately taking action to sabotage the structural integrity and/or disease barrier effectiveness of condom during -n-l intercourse to willfully inseminate your partner without his/her consent.
cutting, biting, removing, or otherwise damaging a condom prior to or during intercourse with the sole purpose of inseminating and/or infecting your s-x partner without his or her knowledge.
i hooked up with this guy who insisted that i use a condom while having -n-l intercourse. i told him i that was hiv negative, so i decided to stealth bomb his -ss half way through s-x. he never suspected a thing.
when you sneak into the bathroom at a party, and take a sh-t but do not flush. you discreetly and quietly exit and leave the party with haste, giving it time to fester and stink up the place.
i snuck into the omega delta kegger, and dropped a stealth bomb, and they didn’t find it until 2 hours i left.
when you go up to someone sleeping and drop a dingleberry on their face and walk away
i dropped the dirty stealth bomb on this guy at this party while he was sleeping
noun: term for a fart when you are in a large crowd (20 people or more) and leave the longest and smelliest (possibly wet) fart of your life and run through the crowd so all suffer from it
1: dude i was in the airport the other day waiting to get on my plane when i dropped a stealth bomb.
2: random girl: oh my god! someone just left a stealth bomb how gross! random man: ew thats nasty! the culprit is long gone now though.
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